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bio website axisoflogic.com/artman/…
location Farallon Islands
age 38
visits member for 1 year, 5 months
seen Oct 10 '13 at 6:26

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-coreā€”no soft porn.


Oct
12
awarded  Autobiographer
Oct
1
comment How do I remove mildew from a tent?
bleach will weaken and eat holes in fabric so I would say damage from bleach.
Oct
1
answered How do I remove mildew from a tent?
Jul
1
comment Should I be worried about bears when sleeping in a hammock?
@Abe Miessler Hiking in bear country you want to take precautions not only of properly storing food but to be conscious of cooking methods as clothes etc. can hold the sscent and entice a hungry bear for a closer look.
Jul
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awarded  Supporter
Jul
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comment What are the odds that I stand a chance against Wild Boars?
@Sdry thanks for the link. Love the SE community. I wanted to add that disclaimer because I wasn't sure if it pertained to the question (so as to not upset the balance). As I've receiving positive votes it may stand up to being an answer; a hiker new to the SW U.S. may find the info valuable. In retrospective as the question did not indicate an area, I guess it can qualify as an answer. Love that SE brings people together from all over the world:-) Peace
Jun
26
revised What are the odds that I stand a chance against Wild Boars?
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Jun
26
answered What are the odds that I stand a chance against Wild Boars?
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15
awarded  Editor
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revised Where to keep valuables when separated from them
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13
awarded  Teacher
Jun
13
answered Where to keep valuables when separated from them